no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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