and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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