I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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