too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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