Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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