North Korea, Best Korea!
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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