Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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