just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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