If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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