You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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