I got chris browned last night
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
