Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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