whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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