I think I died a long time ago.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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