Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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