Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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