You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
being pregnant is like rehab
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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