there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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