CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The air was thick with penises
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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