I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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