so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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