If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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