This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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