i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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