First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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