me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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