Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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