The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
40s are totally the cure
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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