he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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