Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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