? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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