Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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