White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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