it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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