where am i from again
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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