I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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