Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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