its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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