3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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