ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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