At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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