Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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