just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
