someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
