Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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