after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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