dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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