Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
