when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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