I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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