Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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