? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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