You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm both gender and math confused
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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