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• (206): View more from Washington

  I thought spray tan was a myth

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  ?

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  You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long

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• (760): View more from California

  Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.

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  I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void

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