Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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