I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Randomize
