We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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