He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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