no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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